Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Observations while watching ADVENTURE TIME!

So I've noticed that lots of people blog about their day to day stuff, then my blog is all deep and dark. These people also have way more followers than I do. I don't want to flop into the crowd just to get followers, but it seems to be a good strategy. Also, I'm watching ADVENTURE TIME! is a pretty good show.

Post wasted? I think so.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Death

This isn't a suicide note, please don't take it as one.

So, while watching Scrubs, I made the observation that I wouldn't be able to stand a funeral or wake. I don't believe in God, or heaven or any of that good stuff, so if someone stood there, telling me about how my good friend or family will go to a "better place" I'd spend the entire thinking about how much I disagree. It would ruin every minute of the service. And my dad is still pretty religious, so he's probably going to want something an incredibly Methodist funeral. My mom has short bouts of religiousness, so she may have one too.

On the other side of things, I have no idea what my funeral would be. If I died today, no one would know what to do. Their speeches about heaven would be null and void, and where would they even hold the wake? They could do it in a church, but the entire time every one would be thinking "He wouldn't want this...". I guess I could be cremated, but where would they spread my ashes? Game Stop? Guitar Center? Frankly, it's hopeless.

THIS PART GETS KINDA CREEPY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP IT.
I'm not even really sure what I would want. I was going to make this an instruction booklet, but I don't even know what to do. I just googled atheist funeral, it actually helped a lot. I always look to science instead of instead of religion, so I guess I could get around to donation. Honestly, I'm starting to creepy myself out with this.

So there it is. My daily sacrilege, and morbidity out in one shot. Two birds, one slightly disturbing stone.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Reminiscing

Today (more like 2 minutes ago) I realized that I've had the same bed for 7 years.
This also prompted other thoughts.

I didn't do my first homework assignment(not so surprising now...)and so I hid it in the corner behind my nightstand.

I used to force my mom to play this little pokemon game with me.

Epic Bionicle Battles.

The Biggest Drama was someone cheating in Beyblade.

YU-GI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merrimack, New Hampshire...

Suicide Hill (sledding)

But as much as I miss nap time, I wouldn't go back. High School sucks, I'd rather look to the passed. I love looking to the future, and as fancy and beyblades were, I'd rather see what comes next than what already is. The same goes with friendships. Sure I'd love to hang out with some of my old friends, but the new ones are...well...better. Some of you guys I've known since 3rd grade, some came into my life in middle school, some more in high school. These are bonds I might not live without. Anna Maria and Adam were cool, but their no Mary Kate and Joey, or Karah, Kenneth, Abby...the list goes on (I just realized that both Anna Maria and Mary Kate have two first names). But if, by some freak accident, my old life and my new one could combine, I'd take the chance in a heart beat. I think everyone would. As John Mayer says

well these days
I wish I was 6 again
Oh make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman

I remember playing games, pretending to be Goku, or whoever the action hero of the moment was. I think pretty much everyone does, and everyone wishes they could still pull it off without looking like an idiot.

And I'm only 15. 3rd grade was 7 years ago. That's child play compared to some people. Many people can reminisce back to before I was born. Those are the days I'm excited for. The day when I can tell my grandchildren about writing this. The days when I'm ready for anything, when I don't have to check with my mom before I do anything, the days when I don't have to scramble for a ride to go to the mall. The days when I can look back at my life and say, completely seriously, "Game Over. You Win." Those are the days I look forward to.

Wait...There's No More School?

It still hasn't occurred to me. Obviously I know that I don't have to get up and go to school, but I'm not in the summer mood. This just feels like a short vacation and next week it'll be to The Wad's class Mod A. Even as I write this at 12 in the morning, when I would be either sleeping for finishing a paper for the Wad, I still can't get into the idea of there not being school for 3 months.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm super excited for summer, but it still feels like one of those excitements that's yet to happen. Like I'm waiting for a summer that has already begun. That sounds like a song lyric.

I think it's because of the abrupt ending. There was no party, little year book signing, just...finals. Even the band final was work. Sure Joey and Kenneth came over after school so Kenneth could own us at Marvel vs Capcom 2 (I want ever person who just thought "I love Kenneth" to comment, because that's what everyone says the second you bring him up...but I digress), but that's no end of the year bash. That's something that we could have done any day.

On another note, I just realized that I've had the same bed since 3rd grade...

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Short Attention Spans...

So today I made a really great observation on the way home from by dad's. Now that I'm here an in front of my my computer I am completely blanking on what that was. Give a second...I'll spew something out...

Friday, June 18, 2010

Facebook will take over the world. I'm calling it.

After finishing her taxes online, TaxAct asked my sister if she wanted to post that she did her taxes on her facebook wall. After finishing a Ben 10 game on cartoonnetwork.com it asked my cousin if he wanted to post his high score on facebook. Even the Escapist now allows you to sign in/up using facebook. So my theory is that facebook will wriggle it's way into every website on the internet and from there somehow collapse the majority of the internet backbones in the world crippling news, travel, and maybe even military. From there Twitter will come in as an Emperor Palpatine/Hitler figure and assume control by seeming to appose the Facebook take over. However, secretly Twitter and Facebook are allied, with the heads of both corporations being the same person/group. And from there, the rule the world.

If it's one person in charge then eventually a rebellion will arise, and from there it's just the Star Wars Original Trilogy. If it's a group, then eventually there will an argument, which will lead to a civil war, which will leave the world in ruins, leaving the winner (my money's on the facebook remnant) in a crunch to rebuild their empire. Eventually though, the rebellion will rise and over power the FBE (Facebook Empire). And who will this rebellion be led/supported by? Youtube. TTA (Youtube Alliance) will team with the Old World Government (OWG, basically the United Nations that was overthrown by during the Facebook Wars) to overthrow the FBE. However, the Twitter Remnant will be waiting, and while the YTA and the OWG are recovering from the Second Facebook War the Twitter Remnant will rise again.

End of the (school) Year Countdowns.

This idea came to me in my sleep last night, as all of the best ideas do. That or the shower. Any who, I decided to make a list of all the things that happened to me this year, favorites, least favorites, things I'll miss and things that have stayed the same. So without further delay, LET THE COUNTING COMMENCE!

Things I didn't like. (Ms Wadleigh is a given, so I won't even include her)

3. Concert Season:Football season was great, but Concert Season was a drag.
2. Be disappearance of one Miss Karah Kaffel: After study first semester she just kinda fell of the face of the planet. I do not appreciate this. Unfortunately, she took her awesome with her. I need to fix this.
1.The disappearance of my Emotions:My Emotions are special, they deserve to be capitalized. Something about High School just kinda sucked away my strong emotions and, in the words of Zane Mcnois, "everything is...meh...". I'm proud to say I share this mild depression with the great Zane McNois and Hector Galvan, makes me feel a bit less lonely.


Thing I liked/loved


4.Lunch/Free Mods:I love just being able to go to the music department and rock out on my guitar for 45 minutes. Sure I get less homework done that day, but it's ok. I gearing up for my future and a world famous guitar playing video game designer.
3.Awesome Teachers:Senorita Soulias is hot, (you were all thinking it) and Mrs St Onge was pure awesome, only a little diluted by the fact that she teaches Math.
2.Riveting conversations with one Ms Abby Desharnais Ever talked to some one for proximately 13 hours? No? I have. It was a rather great conversation, with a rather great person.
1. Walking Home:I know is doesn't sound like much, but this is probably the peek of my day. One Miss Mary Kate Lang, and Mister Joseph Cote are two rather great people, who somehow make a simple walk home the best part of the day.

Things I've learned.
Just agree with the girl: If you're a girl, and you've got drama, chanced are the guy you're telling about it doesn't really care all that much. There are exceptions, but they're in the minority. Also, there's a good chance that the only reason this guy is listening to you is because he likes you, so keep that in mind. If you're feeling extra evil, just randomly throw in something really weird, and see if we continue our "Yep...uh huh...he's a douche...she's a bitch...yep...". That, or keep it in your mind that we're paying attention, it may just be the better of the two.

Things that have stayed the same.

I'm still a nerd: Toward the beginning of the year, one Saturday night I sat down to play Team Fortress Two. When my mother woke up in the morning, some aggravated words were exchanged, then I looked at the clock. It was almost 6 in the morning.
I'm still really awkward around pretty girls: You know who you are...

Any who...

There's my list. I'm not quite sure I made it...but I like it. Make on of your own...or don't...I don't really care that much (see number one on "Things I didn't like").

So leave your comments, have some fun, and SUPER HAPPY SUMMER GUYS.